Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Love

ah...what a nice topic to have for this entry. no i'm not going to try to be a casanova or some modern-day-romeo through this entry nor am i trying to prove that i'm ------------ fill in the blanks yourself. i'm just gonna start off with one simple question that a lot of you out there might have asked before. what exactly triggers the 'oh-i-love-you-so' feeling or in layman's term 'i-really-love-you-a-lot-leh' kinda feeling? what is love? is it a chemical reaction? or just some so-called feeling that arises out of nowhere? is love really all about the taboo s word?(no s does not stand for shit u shithead) oh did i just ask more than one question? ah. fuck it. let's move on.
according to a documentary i watched on central one stormy night when i was high on marijuana, it says that love is actually a kinda chemical reaction that goes on in our body. ain't that cool or what. (no i'm not drunk right now, i'm feeding you all facts). basically, when we meet someone that we so-called 'like', our brain would release a certain chemical called iforgotthenameofthechemical into our nerve system whereby it would then prompt our heart to pump faster giving you the my-heart-is-in-my-mouth kinda shit feeling. that's why some people probably blush like fuck when they see someone they're interested in or things like that. but that ain't the main reason why the heart is pumping faster than usual. as the heart beats faster, the blood then travels faster around your body to your reproductive organ, be it the penis or the clitoris(this is another way of saying vagina.go watch some southpark and learn something). that's when some guys would experience something called an erection or in layman's term once again, oh-god-i'm-steaming. for girls i don't know what it is but you get my drift. so who can say that love ain't all bout sex anyway.
another burning question in your balls at this point of time might probably be "why do we choose that certain person at the person we so-called like?" (if this ain't your question it ain't my problem.i'm not uncle casanova.) the reason why we would fall in love with that certain person is actually dependant primarily on his/her smell. smell as in the general smell, not the smell of certain parts of the body. why smell then you may ask. cos everyone has a unique smell that actually tells you more than who stinks and who just shat in his pants. according to the scientist, from the smell of a person we could actually deduce the natural resistance of the person against different kinds of virus and stuff. and by right, people related to you by blood would have more or less the same set of natural resistances as you so that's why we seldom see people falling in love with their own siblings and stuff.
why then do we look for someone with a different set of natural resistance as us? it all boils down to sex in the end. cos when people do-it-like-they-do-on-the-discovery-channel, the male and female would be able to combine their unique set of natural resistances and produce an offspring with both the parents' resistances which would ensure a greater chance of survival of the young one in the future. another thing about your future/current partner is that the reason why the two of you are together is probably because the two of you actually look alike in some way or another. here i mean facial features. according to several tests conducted, over 70% of the time, people would actually choose a partner with facial features similar to the test-taker's face itself. so if people say that the two of you have got the so-called 'husband and wife' face, you jolly well be happy bout it. if not, then just try harder to convince yourself that you two fall under the 30% category.
is there really anything such as 'true love forever' in this world? ah...what an interesting question. i'm sorry but the answer is probably no. according to some balding scientist, true love lasts only around 3 to 7 years. after that period, it's all about commitment and trying to lie to yourself everyday that you're sleeping beside the best guy/gal you could ever find. why 3 to 7 years you may ask. cos it is in our human's innate ability to want to mate. let's say after a couple gets married not long after falling in love and have sex(i'm not suggesting you hafta get married before you have sex.you can reverse the order too.it's all up to you.) suddenly the wife becomes pregnant and then she gives birth. after around 3 years or so, the child would be able to walk and maybe even run. that's when the guy would start to feel itchy in the balls. cos the young one is already able to fend for himself just like those documentaries whereby you see those lioness takin care of its cubs for a certain period of time before it leaves them on their own. it's the same reason. they want to move on and spread their seeds if you get what i mean. so the next time you hear a guy say something like 'i will love you forever', he's definitely lying. but please try not to expose him ya? he'll be utterly speechless. no wonder they say all men are liars. luckily i'm gay. (",)

-forgot my name at 3:02 AM

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

i'm too lazy to come up with a title or anything for this entry. doesn't make a fucking diff does it? whatever.
dont feel like blogging actually but maybe i should since i aint been doing this for a long time already. i could've just taken an easy way out by just posting some lyrics of some song that i'm listening to but that ain't the solution. should type out some of the shit that's been happening over the past few weeks.
lemme see...where should i begin from. ok. already got my driving license like 3 weeks ago if anyone really bothers to know bout it. passed the freakin test on my first attempt. end of story. let's move on. next would be my A level results. ok let's see...triple c with a b4. kinda expected triple b or at least two of those but shit happens. so i'm like whatever. ok next.
it's all bout deciding what freaking courses to take up in uni. but the decision doesnt entirely lies with me so it's like kinda fucked up. even though i may want to take up the course, the uni might not allow me to. fuck it. what could i expect with triple c anyway. whatever. still undecided between business or psychology as the first choice. why psychology? cos it's something that i'm interested to learn bout and all. but the job prospects of a bachelors doesn't seem very optimistic. don't really wanna end up as a counsellor or whatever the fuck cos somehow i seem to be doing that as a part-time for a helluva long time already. business is something that i wanna do since i was like stupid and dumb. so basically that's like eons ago. kinda questioning the practicality of doing business in uni and of course, i might not even be granted to do the course. i might just be thinking too much.
oh it's almost bout time for a pretty nice tv show called arrested development. it's like one of the funniest sitcoms i've seen and i could actually understand the jokes involved and stuff. not bad. ya all should try to catch it if you got the chance to. that's pretty much of my mundane life for the past few weeks. everyday the same shit just repeats itself. it's just a vicious cycle.
-forgot my name at 12:33 AM

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Suburbia - Always

Give to me,
Yeah yeah yeah
Gimme something to make me feel this
Something good inside you

It's all to me,
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Tell me whatever to make me happy
Stop would be better than nothing at all

I'll pick you up when you go down (Always) x2
I wanna make you smile (Always) x2
I wanna make you happy,
Nothing more, nothing more (Always)
I wanna make you smile (Always) x2
I wanna make you happy,
Nothing more, nothing more

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
I bet that's all you hear me say
I pray that it's enough
So don't be mad at me for God's sake
I only wanna make you happy
That must be better than nothing at all

I'll pick you up when you go down (Always) x2
I wanna make you smile (Always) x2
I wanna make you happy,
Nothing more, nothing more (Always)
I wanna make you smile (Always) x2
I wanna make you happy,
Nothing more, nothing more

ok. the lyrics of the song above ain't perfect cos i can't find any official postings of the lyrics anywhere on the www. just basically typed down whatever i thought i heard the guy was singing. it's a cool song. i think the band's disbanded though. what a waste. just saw on the news that results would be out on friday. what a bad start to a beautiful weekend.
-forgot my name at 8:40 PM